Daniel Thompson is founder of Clean Flix, a chain of stores that rents censored videos - good, clean family fun. They take popular movies and sanitize them into bland, boring but guaranteed not to offend fare. Thompson is in charge of the Utah market, Clean Flix's biggest. (I know, surprise, surprise.)

Looks like the folks at Clean Flix need to clean out their own closets before venturing into others'. This week Thompson was busted in Orem, Utah for having sex with underage girls. He seduced the young ladies by saying that Clean Flix was just a cover for his pornography studio, and he was offering them the roles of their lifetime. Cops also found "a large quantity" of porn at his place of business.

Like a textbook pedophile, Thompson claimed he didn't know the girls were underage, and that he was making the films for his "personal use". What a sick bastard and hypocrite. While telling us what we should and should not watch he's been busy trying to bed our daughters. I hope they lock him up for a long time (that's unlikely, though; pedophiles almost never receive lengthy sentences) and that the girls sue him for every dime he has.