Keep in mind that what you're about to see was not worn on Halloween. Oh, no. It's not a costume. You'd think a supermodel like Naomi would know better; perhaps she's trying to tell us something.

Poor Naomi. She still can't understand why everyone stays out of hurling range when she walks in a room. Don't they understand she only beats the help? Seriously, if it was an employee that suggested this look for Naomi, I can understand why.

This odd mess must have been for some kind of party - no one dresses like that in real life. She even brought an extra pair of sneakers so I guess she planned on going the distance. From the front it's kinda scary; from the rear it's just terrifying. Why on earth is this woman walking around in a body stocking? The little coochie shorts also need to be a lot longer - her ass flaps are hanging out. I thought supermodels had to be in some kind of shape.

Folks, let this be a lesson to us all. If choosing to wear animal prints, be sure to go for the opaque body stocking, at least in public. Heidi Klum's cat suit for Halloween was hot, because it was not sheer ... and she doesn't have ass flaps. It made all the difference in the world.