Want to learn how to be as strong as a horse with the teeth to match? Hilary Swank shared her regimen of 45 supplements a day. Combined with oats, alfalfa and an occasional carrot, it's a sure fire way to keep a lean physique, but her face keeps getting longer and longer.

Poor Rosanna Arquette. She started off the week looking like the Bassmaster, but ended it by scraping the bottom of the bait bucket.

Someone needs to explain the whole cameltoe concept to Marc Jacobs before he decides to dress up as a dingleberry next.

The Anna Nicole Liquidation Fire Sale continues, as Howard K and his Z-List friends release her last film ... in the Bahamas, of course, because that's where Howard hides all of Anna's money. I hope Danielynn beats him down someday. She'll probably be taller than him in just a couple of years.

Rumer Willis scorched our eyes and souls with screamingly bad fashion choices that made us cringe over and over again.

And it just wouldn't be the Flashback without everybody's favorite aversion-compulsion: This week Britney blew off her scheduled deposition with K-Fed's attorneys, then made a miraculous recovery in time to cruise the luxury hotels and gas stations that very same evening. What a joke, right? Except this time she may face court sanctions and not be stuck with the kids for Christmas ... which is what she wanted all along. Score one for the fat chick!

Uh-oh. Speaking of fat chicks, I hear Mom coming now. Does she always shake the paint off the walls like that? Quick! Hide me. I did my time; I'm breaking loose. Catch up with you next week, if Mom doesn't first.