If so, maybe it's not too late to sterilize them before they propagate. Sometimes a mother or big sister can be a big help when you're just coming into your own and haven't found a "look" yet. And sometimes that role model is the worst thing that can happen to a young woman's image.

When I look at pictures like this I can't help but think back years ago when Pia Zadora pimped her kids out (I think it was the Home show) in provocative clothing she designed, causing a tidal wave of protest from viewers. Pia couldn't understand why everyone didn't want to dress their little girl like a whore. Go figure.

While most Hollywood moms aren't quite so blatant in their pimping, some big sisters are happy to fill in. Take, for example, one Lindsay Lohan, who while she may be at least trying to be good, is still a total whore. When Lindsay invited Ali out to the Polaroid House last summer after her release from Promises, she made her go frolic in the surf in the teeniest, tiniest leopard print string bikini you've ever seen. Just this past week she trotted Ali around in spandex leggings - it's really too disturbing to discuss.

Since Lindsay's career has hit the skids the Lohan family has turned their attention to Ali, grooming her to step into Lindsay's shoes as she steps off to wherever. The pressure is on, and Ali has to get out there and get a steady gig so she can provide for her parents in the manner to which they've been accustomed ... at least until she either fires them or turns 18. God help her until then.