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2007 Couple Of The Year: Brangelina Just Too Obvious

Yes, they have achieved a certain type of world domination. They are the proud parents of a gorgeous brood of children, they're two of the most beautiful people in the world, and they've become positively boring. But there are other notable couples who deserve at least a mention as we approach the New Year.

For sheer cuteness, there's Seal and Heidi Klum, whose love for each other is exceeded only by their love for their children. For longevity you've got William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman, who clocked in at 25 years this year. Eva and Tony will be lucky to go half that distance. In the style category the award goes to the Beckhams, aka Posh and Becks. No other couple is so screamingly chic day and night. This year's winners of most protracted engagement are Jay-Z and Beyonce, who are both too afraid of Mama to defy her. Last but not least, the couple who best personify keeping up appearances while sleeping in separate rooms: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. It should be interesting to see if shopping will continue to satisfy Katie as a substitute for sex in the coming year.

As a parting gift, allow us to share with you the most vulgar, disgusting kiss since the Gest-Minnelli wedding ... Happy New Year, everyone.













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