Ahh, that big horsey face. That chestnut mane so perfectly setting off that pallid complexion. We could perhaps overlook all of these for the right dress. This is not that dress.

At least she's a realist, and doesn't mind that she was voted one of Maxim's unsexiest women. What does she care? She's making more to rehash her role in Sex and the City than most people will make in their lifetime. Now that Kim Cattrall has gone public with her mutual hatred, they can take the gloves off.

In the meantime, SJP sees fit to torture us with yet another ugly chic confection. She looks like an opium poppy off on a mountain range somewhere. Hurry! Chop it down and burn it before it spreads. How could any designer loan their fashions to this set, knowing that a bunch of haggard, half-hearted middle-aged women are just going to make them look bad? Even the finest clothes can't change what's going on above the neck. As for Sarah, well, she might want to look into getting some work done if she's going to keep starving herself. She'll be able to do those wicked witch roles soon.