Hmmm. At 76, she's only four years younger than my grandmother, but man, oh, man, that's where the similarities end. It's amazing what a little denial and a lot of plastic surgery can do for an elderly woman. See Mamie bustin' out her new wines after the jump.

Mamie Van Doren was a sex symbol in the 50s and 60s. Often mistaken for Marilyn Monroe, she did a bunch of B-movies and drive-in exploitation films. She went out with Howard Hughes, Rock Hudson and Cary Grant to name just a few, but claimed to have turned down men like Henry Kissinger (too deep) and Warren Beatty (too ... sudsy?).

After her brief movie career Mamie continued to market her sex appeal to wide masses. She still has an official website where you can read her life story and even buy autographed nipple prints. That's right, nipple prints. And now Mamie has come out with her own private label wine. What an entrepreneur!

If you're wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing in twenty years, Mamie is as good a guess as any - except Paris will be selling prints of her saggy ass flaps and grimy, sticky used stripper poles. Ewww.