What's that commercial on the radio, "Male enhancement in just seconds"? Looks like Fergie got the Viagra mixed up with the Pez again. She could give Daniel Craig a run for his money.

Fergie is just too muscular for this type of short, tight mini - all those power squats make everything bunch up around her mighty haunches and pooch out in the front, like a tent raising or dough rising.

Fergie would look much better in dresses that drape her curves without clinging. Then again, she'd look even better if you blocked out her face. All that buttah and no toast.