In the divine corner we have one Ali Larter, who almost always looks perfect. In this instance, Ali pairs a stunning tank dress with a cropped jacket, both in a shimmery silver that sets off her coloring perfectly.

In the swine corner, meet former Olympic skater and current binge drinker Oksana Baiul, whose eye for hideous attire is rivaled only by Helena Bonham Carter.

In a perfect world we'd all look like Ali - every day - and people who dress like Oksana would all be loaded into a rocket ship and blasted into space. Where no one can hear you scream.