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Fashion Good News, Bad News: Which Do You Want First?

Red carpet fashion runs the gamut from positively divine to fit for a swine. Not everyone has an eye for style. Smart celebrities hire a stylist. Others get dressed in front of a fun house mirror, apparently. See what I mean after the jump.

In the divine corner we have one Ali Larter, who almost always looks perfect. In this instance, Ali pairs a stunning tank dress with a cropped jacket, both in a shimmery silver that sets off her coloring perfectly.

Bonus point for not having ridiculously oversized silicon boobies - it's nice to see real boobs now and then, like spotting an endangered species in its natural setting.

In the swine corner, meet former Olympic skater and current binge drinker Oksana Baiul, whose eye for hideous attire is rivaled only by Helena Bonham Carter.

Wearing her grandma's ratty K-Mart faux fur over some bizarrely tiered purple window dressing just hurts. It hurts all over. Oksana is a graduate of the B. Spears School of Fashion apparently. She should be deported. Immediately.

In a perfect world we'd all look like Ali - every day - and people who dress like Oksana would all be loaded into a rocket ship and blasted into space. Where no one can hear you scream.













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