Our apologies to grandmas everywhere ... but did she get mugged in the housewares department? Maybe they took her clothes and she had no choice but to wrap an old tablecloth around her.

Sandra has never been a fashionista, and always seemed a little uncomfortable when gussied up for the red carpet. Whatever the case, she'd give Britney a run for the money in this ensemble. I'd say something about the cut, but there doesn't seem to be any. It's like a little girl wearing one of Daddy's big shirts around the house with Mommy's belt and boots. Is it casino night down at the K of C?

I don't remember Sandra being so rail thin, either. Get a load of that bony sternum ... go home to Texas, Sandra, and get yourself a nice big plate of ribs. A side of beef. A lamb or two. Something!