Shameless hussy. How can she look at herself in the mirror? She busted up a marriage of 16 years and corrupted a father of five children. That's right, five. I guess she thinks she's pretty hot stuff. But be careful, Rubberhole Rose. What goes around comes around.

Rose and Robert Rodriguez met on the set of that stupid ultra-violent movie she did last year - the one where she's got a machine gun where her leg should be. Probably couldn't hit the broad side of a barn ... but she drew a bead on her director, licked her lips and spread 'em wide. Maybe he had his beer goggles on, but he was powerless to resist, and they began a torrid and terribly indiscreet affair.

Their outrageous misbehavior continued throughout shooting into the premiere, where Ms. Rose made ridiculous diva-like demands like "I'm the only one to wear red" - "I'm a star and you're not" - and other silly shit. Her disgusted co-stars returned her kindness ... by all wearing red. Tee hee hee.

Robert left his wife and kids to be with his smutty Irish Rose, and now he has reportedly proposed. Greedy little thing that she is, Rose happily accepted and gloated in the press about their closeness and absolute joy. But Rose should beware. Any woman with a brain could tell her what comes around goes around. How you get 'em is how you lose 'em, and we'll see how smug Rose is when he leaves her for a younger model after she's popped out a few kids.