An anonymous (for obvious reasons) woman casts doubt on David Copperfield's prestidigious abilities by accusing him of sexual assault. Is sleight of hand a felony or misdemeanor?

Michael K. at DListed shared his knee fetish with us again. Perhaps Kate Moss was transversing a time-space continuum, and was moving so fast her knees rippled ... or maybe all those years of starving herself is being revealed as her body cannabilizes itself for nourishment.

Did you know John Goodman got out of rehab this week? Ever notice that all the men who've been around Roseanne end up needing detox?

Closet weenie-lover Larry Craig still won't go away; nor will he admit his love of tapdancing as foreplay. Towleroad has the transcript from his latest pathetic attempt to resurrect his dignity. I don't know about you, but I always tap my toes at potty neighbors. It's a great way to break the ice if you run out of paper.

The lovely Maggie Coughlin over at PrettyBoring lamented her lack of Gosling bits. Don't give up, girl. He can't run away forever.

PrettyBoring also brought us http://prettyboring.com/?q=node/5837<">the harrowing tale of Tori Spelling's brush with death after nearly being crushed by a giant red shoe crawling with venereal disease.

Finally, Jennifer Connelly wore what we thought was the ugliest thing ever ... until we saw this.

On that note, we'll adjourn for the weekend so we can soak our eyes in sulfuric acid. Do the same, and we'll catch up with you next week.