I think she's like eight feet tall and can bench press a city bus. Holy smokes! That in and of itself is not necessarily a bad thing, but when you dress like Daytona after Bike Week, it's time to take your brother's insurance check and hire a stylist. Pronto.

Brooke is not an ugly girl. She's just ... really big. She needs to tone it down - alot, and then maybe people would take her a little more seriously. She must have gone to the Britney Spears school of fashion sense, though, because she revels in her tackiness. I thought Southern girls were supposed to be reserved and refined. So much for that stereotype.

Maybe Brooke will get better as she gets older, except she needs a good role model. Wrestling divas are not who she should be emulating, although I bet she could beat any of them handily - she can just drop that big leg on 'em.