Broadway has more than its share of freaks and geeks, but these two really stand apart from the crowd. This is the oddest couple (coupling?) since Liza Minnelli and David Gest ... If he tries to swallow her face I'm outta here. Then again, from the looks of things I'd say he's the one who should be worried.

My, Debbie sure looks big-boned these days - not chubby, just Amazonian. According to IMDB, Debbie is just 5'6" but she looks like eight feet tall. Maybe it's her Rumer-like chin.

Constantin, on the other hand, looks downright willowy next to Debbie. Interestingly enough, no information on his height could be found. You know what that means - he's probably about 4'11" in his socks. Seriously, look at their photos. Taken at the same event with the same backdrop, you can see they're pretty close; their shoulder width seems similar, as do their head sizes, although her teeth are much bigger.

The pair have been dating for a few months now, and while there doesn't seem to be a torrential love affair going on, hey, at least they're still speaking to one another. Constantin tells US Weekly, "She's a sweetheart. She's classy, has built a nice career and doesn't drink or do drugs. We're close, and it's cool. We have a lot of mutual friends, and we both have a theater background, so we have a lot in common." Besides shoe size, I hope. My money'd be on her in a two-outta-three.