Yes, I know, Halle has made a couple of decent films - Monster Ball immediately comes to mind - but she's also done some real clunkers. I mean, have you seen Catwoman? Jennifer Lopez couldn't make a good movie to save her life. She even ruined El Cantante, which would have made her husband a movie star without her constant and gratuitous presence.
But now we can rest easy, as both ladies are now with child and happily incubating as we speak. Halle's got her hot model boyfriend, Gabriel, to rub her feet and make midnight ice cream runs, and JLo, well, she's got Skeletor to mow the lawn and clean the gutters. He's really very versatile that way.
Both women have lamented their lack of fertility in the media for years. Jennifer, in particular, is rumored to have gone through repeated in vitro treatments, and may have even recruited the help of the Church of Scientology to trigger conception (her dad's been a member for years). They can do anything if you pay them enough. Jennifer is also said to be carrying twins, a common result of fertility treatments. I hope the kids look like mom.
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