Of course she had to add some extensions to the bangs to cover that three-mile forehead, but she looks much less like an alien covered in synthetic hair. Fashion experts worldwide are still trying to decipher the significance of the spinach-encrusted breast.

Maybe she was leaning across the table for another breadstick. The souffle had cooled and she didn't notice until a mob of vegans ran up to her making suckling noises.

If Tyra thought she would escape notice in this get-up, she sorely underestimated the determination of the paparazzi. C'mon, girlfriend. It's the end of the month. Rent's due!

Tyra, veteran supermodel that she is, can carry almost any look, and she almost gets away with this one, except for the breast accent. If she had kids I could understand but that's not the case either. There was no statement from her peeps on the meaning of it all, so I guess we'll have to keep poking fun. Have you heard the one about the man-eating guacamole? It was difficult to keep abreast of.

By Lisa Voglesonger posted time [ 9:08 PM]