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Forgetting He's Colorblind, Paris Hilton Hires Kinkajou As Stylist
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It just goes to show: Good help is so hard to find. The kinkajou is also still pissed about the last trip to the vet, where he got a shot and a thorough rectal exam. He figured he'd pay her back in kind. I do love that new short 'do on Paris. It must make it alot easier to deal with bedhead. Repeatedly boinking multiple partners causes tremendous friction, creating an effect similar to rugburn or rubbing two sticks together. Maybe she didn't cut off her extensions - maybe they spontaneously combusted. Poof! ![]() And those shoes, well, they are to die for. Even on her gigantor feet they're hot - pardon the expression - although at that length they become almost toboggan-like. But with that hideous dress? The cut isn't too bad; it's fairly simple and hangs well, but paired with black and white stripes? Quelle dommage! I guess her wonky eye must have been acting up again. |
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