I'm not quite sure about the statement Victoria's outfit is supposed to be making. Is she shilling for the Tidy Bowl Man? Bed Bath & Beyond? Perhaps her belt buckle is a secret air freshener.

As much as she can be annoying with her constant media presence, Posh is usually impeccably dressed. I love it when she and the hubby wear coordinating outfits. She does have a keen eye for style for either sex. But man, oh man, when she's off, she's waaaay off.

Perhaps it's just that Victoria's scrawny body is just lost in that latex-backed synthetic weave. Look at how the collar sags around her neck - the dress is probably a size 0, but Victoria's neck is smaller than a No. 2 pencil.

One mark in the good column for Victoria: she looks like she laid off on the spray tan. If she was her usual orangey shade, she probably would have been attacked by a swarm of termites.