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Fashion Assassin: Mischa Barton Is Pale, Pasty And Badly Lame'd
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I don't know anyone other than perhaps Angelina Jolie who could pull off this look. Then again, Mischa Barton always looks pale and pasty. At least the long dress hides her puddin' thighs. I wonder how much Mischa gets paid to wear designers' fashions. She must be getting paid for it - she certainly can't afford to buy all these glam gowns and wear them just once. She hasn't had a paying acting gig in quite some time. One thing for sure: Metallic silver is so not a good color for Mischa. To compensate for the gown, Mischa caked on the ... well, pancake makeup and slathered on some greasy eye pencil and red lipstick. This picture must have been taken early in the night, because she still looks sober. I don't get the chains and studs thing, though. It doesn't work in that cut or color. The dress would be much better in black and on someone a lot curvier than Mischa. And looking at the background, I'd say she's way overdressed for the venue. Maybe she's slumming for cheap drugs. After the Memorial Day fiasco, she hasn't been welcome on the "A" circuit. |
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