Maybe Anna Nicole wasn't so crazy after all - relatively speaking, of course. Larry Birkhead was merely a sperm donor, and once he'd done his part, she wanted nothing to do with him. New reports indicate that Howard K. Stern didn't feel quite the same way about his "rival" for Anna Nicole's favors. Turns out Howard K. had his own plans for Larry, and to pacify Anna, even let her videotape them. Shirtless. Alone. And with their pants around their ankles.

OK! Weekly abruptly canceled their plans to feature Larry and baby Danielynn on her first birthday when startling revelations came to light about the true parameters of Larry and Howard's relationship. OK's editor called the revelations "shocking, revolting, disgusting" and more. I guess she doesn't like it when boys kiss pee-pee's.

According to a book about to be released by Rita Crosby, former CNN correspondent, Larry and Howard K. were in cahoots from the beginning, agreeing to split executorship of Anna's estate and custody of the baby between themselves, to keep it in the family, as it were. All that stuff in the press about a bitter custody battle between the two was like poorly acted dinner theater, but the public bought into it. And everyone breathed a collective sigh of relief when custody was awarded to Larry, who was believed to be a better choice than that parasite that pumped her mother full of drugs. Now it looks like Howard K. Douche has had the last laugh on us all, just as he had intended.