OK! Weekly abruptly canceled their plans to feature Larry and baby Danielynn on her first birthday when startling revelations came to light about the true parameters of Larry and Howard's relationship. OK's editor called the revelations "shocking, revolting, disgusting" and more. I guess she doesn't like it when boys kiss pee-pee's.
According to a book about to be released by Rita Crosby, former CNN correspondent, Larry and Howard K. were in cahoots from the beginning, agreeing to split executorship of Anna's estate and custody of the baby between themselves, to keep it in the family, as it were. All that stuff in the press about a bitter custody battle between the two was like poorly acted dinner theater, but the public bought into it. And everyone breathed a collective sigh of relief when custody was awarded to Larry, who was believed to be a better choice than that parasite that pumped her mother full of drugs. Now it looks like Howard K. Douche has had the last laugh on us all, just as he had intended.
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