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Bosh Beard Watch: Vanessa Naked Pics, But Zac Doesn't Like Girls
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Disney has some of the best spin artists in the business, but spin will only get you so far. High School Musical is one of their biggest hits in years, but the personal lives of its stars are beginning to wear on its wholesome family appeal. Is the franchise in danger? I'll admit it. I'm one of the growing legion who can't help to question Zac Efron's sexuality. He just seems too much in love with his slim hips and wasp waist to have any interest at all in the opposite sex. What's funny is that his co-star and alleged offscreen love, Vanessa Hudgens, either just doesn't get it, or she's in it for the publicity. Or maybe she thinks she can change him. These two may seem as all-American as apple pie, but I'm not buying the act. Zac always looks like he'd rather be anywhere but there, and Vanessa thinks she's absolutely adorable. Maybe that's why she reportedly sent nudey pictures of herself to Zac. Since the illicit shots exploded onto the web, other shots have surfaced of Vanessa faux-necking with a girl. Dimples looks lit up like a Roman Candle, and not entirely uncomfortable in the positions she posed in. Maybe it's the Disney Curse, or more accurately the Britney Curse - watch for Vanessa to have a trashy Vegas wedding, pop out a couple of kids and end up in rehab. Zac, in the meantime, will be working on his sexy pout and catwalk strut until he gets up the nerve to prance out of the closet. |
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