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September 13, 2007

All-American Anorexic: Jenna Jameson Weighs Less Than Her Dress

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Does anyone besides that suet-faced lummox she's with think this is sexy? Even the haute stylings of Heatherette can't hide her advanced state of emaciation - I think the pole behind her is thicker than her legs.


It's a miracle she can still walk under her own power. Jenna used to be a very attractive woman - when she was upright. For a while it seemed as though she'd left the nightmares of her past behind her. She got herself off drugs. She even got married, and decided that she'd only have sex on camera with her husband - a compromise of sorts, I guess. (Most porn stars stop doing movies altogether when they get married, but I guess somebody had to keep bringing home the bacon.) She turned herself into a corporation and started making money for herself instead of her bosses. And then all hell broke loose.

Jenna and her husband decided to split up, and things got really ugly very quickly when he tried to clean out her bank accounts. For a woman who had been abused by men most of her life, this must have been devastating. Then she was diagnosed and treated for melanoma, which was her original excuse for the drastic weight loss.

And then, just when things couldn't get any worse, she hooked up with that neanderthal Tito Ortiz. She bleached and then chopped off all her hair. She dropped another forty pounds from an already slender body and got the back of her neck and shoulders heavily tattooed. Her latest change? She had her breast implants removed. She had to - she couldn't stand up anymore. Every time she tried, she'd just fall on her face. While this certainly made things more accessible for Tito, the weight of the implants was too much for her dangerously frail bones, and she had no choice.

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Jenna denies she has an eating disorder, some kind of wasting disease or that she's back on drugs. I think it's got to be one or two of the above. Look at those legs! They're even worse than Nicole Richie's before she found out she was pregnant and had to eat again. Jenna, likewise, needs to start eating again before someone finds her dead in a dressing room somewhere.



 


 





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