Are they boots? Sandals? Omigosh, they're to die for ... and probably cost more than you or I make in six months.

Those strange contraptions on her feet are the perfect endpiece to a fashion ensemble that most people couldn't pull off - can you imagine Kiki Drunkst in this with her egg-in-a-sock boobs and flat clown feet? Mary Kate and Ashley do have a great sense of style when they clean up. It's on those off days that you have to wonder what they're smoking. At least they're not sucking on lollipops.