Pete Doherty had a litter of kittens. Pete was caring for them, and to Pete, part of caring is sharing. Though the method of delivery is unclear, Pete ended up at the vet with one very sick kitten - who tested positive for cocaine. Are you reading this, PETA? How about you, Kate Moss?

Drug addicts should not be allowed to have pets any more than they should be allowed to have children. They don't have the ability to care for them, and unfortunately, sometimes they hurt them. Details on the condition of the drugged kitty weren't disclosed.

As deplorable as this latest episode is, no one seems to doubt whether Doherty is capable of such an act. What I want to know is when it happened: Was it before or after his and Kate's latest reconciliation? And how could he be tweaking out the kitty if he's been holed up at the Claridge partying it up with Kate and friends for the last five days?