We witnessed firsthand Kate and Dax playing tonsil hockey in the noodle aisle. Don't let Butterscotch see this again - he didn't take it well the first time.

Ivana blew us away with her baby blue gingham that could be let out a few inches, and her hot young cannoli who needs no alterations. Hit that, Mama!

We jumped on the Screw Larry Craig bandwagon, only to find that a co-worker beat us to the punch.

Lucy Liu swallowed her pride and dressed like a middle-aged pillhead for a Sex In The City knockoff.

And last but not least, Diane Keaton defied those who said her style was timeless. Time's up, Diane - clean out that closet, and quickly.

Join us next Friday for our weekly regurge, where we try to keep it down for the baby's sake. Hope everyone has a happy and safe Labor Day weekend ... but remember, the Bosh never rests. We will be watching.