Sometimes when one attempts to be a trendsetter, one becomes fashion roadkill. Such is the case with Fergie and her purple pants. Couldn't she just have pulled them up a little higher, until they covered that butterface, too?

And you wonder why they're cruel? You've got a belt, a half-dozen buttons, a zipper ... and that's just what we can see. If Fergie has another moment of incontinence there's no way she'll get these off in time. She might as well either stop taking liquid nourishment or give up the Skechers for Depends.