Actually, I think Chloe looks better, don't you? Admit it.

I don't know much about Mlle. Chloe, other than ... well, she's French. I've seen her red carpet shots, and she seems to have a sharp yet eclectic sense of style. Her quirky, splashy ensembles have worked to draw away from her masculine bone structure, especially above the neck. At first I thought it was Rob Schneider rocking the Lohan again, but no. It's Chloe rocking the femme look.

Of course, if you put a picture of almost any woman in almost any dress beside a picture of Michelle Pfeiffer in the same exact frock that other woman is going to look like a bag of mayonnaise on a hot sidewalk. This shot of Michelle was taken about a month ago, when she received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Remember when that used to be a really big deal? Word is now that if you've got $15,000 you've got a star.)

But back to Michelle. She's almost 50 years old, and is still as beautiful as she was twenty years ago. She has no obvious signs of a facelift or Botox - no wonky eye or frozen face - but maybe she's just got a really good surgeon. 50 is 50, people. Hmmm ... I wonder if she's like Sharon Stone - tight as a drum in front, packing gumbo in the rear.