The Daily Mail reports that Madge appeared "woozy and unsteady" after a night out with her hubby at posh Claridge's restaurant in central London. Guy had to hold up her up and lead Madge by the arm to their waiting SUV and appeared to collapse into the passenger seat before the vehicle sped off into the night.

An onlooker told the paper, "She didn't seem totally with it. I don't know if she'd been drinking or if she was just tired, but she wasn't all there."

Madonna's work out regime has received lots of press as it's alleged to consist of a rigorous pilates program, yoga and up to 400 sit-ups a day. The tabloids have also reported on a close to $10 thousand dollar aparatus called the "Power Plate" which she is said to use and offers her the same benefits as an hour-long gym work-out in a quarter of the time. WHERE DO WE GET OUR HANDS ON ONE OF THOSE?

We all need a little time to cut loose every now and then but Madge needs to be a bit more careful. It's been reported that she is dreading a visit from African welfare inspectors who will decide if she can or cannot adopt baby Banda therefore it's probably best she and Guy keep their cutting up in the privacy of their posh London mansion.