The paper goes on to say that the two the superstars are "dreading" the official grilling because "very sensitive questions about alcohol, infertility, divorce and infidelity will be fired at them for up to five days."

Madge and hubby will have to fess up to rumors of a rocky relationship that could prevent them from getting to adopt little Banda. The paper reports that they will be judged on how loving they are towards each other and to their other children.

A source told the paper, "This home study is a big deal — and Madonna and Guy have been absolutely dreading it. Malawi is a conservative country that disapproves of drugs, alcohol, divorce and cheating.

"These assessments are very grueling and many couples don't pass."

Let's hope Madonna has put away any copies of her infamous "Sex" book that she may happen to have sitting on coffee tables around the house.