You've got to hand it to Jack Nicholson - the man is officially 70 years old and will run circles around any eligible bachelor, no matter the age. The ancient actor was recently photographed by paparazzi as he shared a fabulous sunny day with a horde of women apparently half his age aboard a speedboat off Saint Jean Cap-Ferrat, in the South of France. The most visible feature of the photos, however, was not the lovely ladies. Nicholson sported what can most accurately be described as a gargantuan belly. The thing is ridiculously large to the point where it appears to have sprouted him rather than the other way around.

British newspaper The Daily Mail printed a lovely laundry list of Jack's activities during the sea outing which they humorously portray as his exercise regime:

Exercise One: Take an extra-large baguette stuffed with your favorite filling and raise it to the mouth. Lick lips. Eat.

Exercise Two: Wash it down with a Diet Coke.

Exercise Three: Light up a cigarette. Exercise Four: Do some gentle stretching exercises (not too vigorous, now) watched by bikini-clad lovelies.

Jack can be seen fully engaging in all three "activities" in the photos published in The Sun.

The paper keenly points out that there's much more to Jack than his blubbery belly bulge to attract the ladies. His fortune was last estimated at just under $200 million dollars.

With that amount of coins in the bank, I can't be sure I wouldn't consider dating him.