BRITNEY SPEARS BREAKS DOWN, VOMITS ON GUCCI DRESS

In true Hollywood celebrity fashion, Britney Spears refused let Lindsay Lohan soak up all the media attention yesterday with her latest drug and booze-ified romp through LA that landed her in jail and then back in rehab. Oh no sir! Pudgy pop star Brit is back in the gossip mill after acting up at a photo shoot for OK! magazine last Thursday. According to eyewitnesses and British newspaper The Sun, Brit suffered a total mental breakdown that included hurling all over her Gucci dress.

I know what you're thinking - Brit made her latest public faux pas days ago so how could she have known Lindsay was going to get arrested. You're partly right, but is it a coincidence that news of Brits messy melee emerged hours after Linsday's face was plastered across media outlets? We thinketh NOT!

In any case, eyewitnesses to Brits breakdown revealed all the sordid details to The Sun. One said, “Britney was in a shocking state. She was babbling incoherently, talking in baby talk. She didn't make sense.

“Britney appeared to be out of her mind. She went to the toilet and when she came back she couldn’t continue with the interview.

“Her eyes were rolling back, she was talking nonsense. She ate some food and vomited over her Gucci dress. She was a mess.

“She also seemed to be hallucinating, and kept saying strange and worrying things. The pictures are shocking and most of them are unusable.

“They paint a frightening picture and could kill her career. She looked like a young Courtney Love.�

OK!'s editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens told the paper, “OK! magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, the truth will be told.�

I feel sorry for Brit (I really do!) but am salivating nonetheless at the thought of OK! actually printing photos of a Gucci donning Brit wallowing in her own vomit.