VICTORIA BECKHAM'S PARADE OF FROCKS

Move over Paris, Lindsay and all you other celebrity wanna-be fashionistas! There's a new clothes whore in town and she takes no prisoners. Victoria Beckham is the latest object of paparazzi desire to be photographed in not one, not two, but three different head-to-toe ensembles in the span of just a few hours.

Britain 's The Sun ran a detailed play by play of Victoria's frock parade in its gossip pages,

First she did cute in a gold Alia number for an interview with NBC in New York's Central Park. Talking about the Spice reunion, she said: "I would be doing it mainly for one reason – for my kids to see what I used to do."

Next she did skimpy in a tight silver vest and white jeans at the launch of her dVb collection of denim pants, skirts and shorts at the Big Apple's Saks department store.

Lastly it was sophisticated as she slipped into stylish black at NYC's Four Seasons restaurant.

Victoria, darling? Some of us are still seething over your conquest of David Beckham. Must you also humiliate us by being so effin' FABULOUS in the wardrobe department? Where's the justice?

By EMMIS RODRIGUEZ