You may be asking yourself, how can 23 days of 23-hour confinement in a small cell with just an hour set aside for showers, phone calls and exercise yield enough material to pen an entire memoir? But you must remember who we're dealing with here - the person who titled her own sex-tape "One Night in Paris", originally leaked to damage her character, and reportedly made millions.

This won't be Paris' first foray into the world of literature. In 2005 she "wrote" a book titled "Confessions of an Heiress." Yeah! All on her own too - using every last precious moment between sun tanning sessions and designer dress fittings to clack away at her typewriter. Right! In any case, who could forget her itemized list of instructions on how to be an heiress? Choice advice included, "Be born into the right family", "Never wake up before ten; never go to bed before three", and our personal favorite, "If you're happy, wear pink" ?

By Emmis Rodriguez