PARIS HILTON' PRISON PERKS

It seems our precious little jailbird Paris Hilton isn't having as bad of a time behind bars as she and everyone else anticipated. An inmate that served time with the fallen heiress tells British rag, The Sun that Paris has become "top dog" in jail. No, really!

Soraya Lopez reveals that Paris has been allowed to wear make-up. Mascara and lip gloss to be exact. Inmates are traditionally made to substitute coffee grounds and fruit punch for lipstick and blush.
Paris is also being allowed to wear a white and pink polka dot prison suit in lieu of the traditional orange suit it was reported she'd have to don.
Keeping Paris company is her own security guard who is station by her bedside.

If that isn't surprising enough, Lopez also says the other inmates at the facility are actually taking a liking to having the spoiled heiress around. Turns out the food and conditions of the joint have seen much improvement since Paris was admitted.
Lopez said, "The whole facility is benefiting from this - they are feeding us better and releasing us earlier because they don't want people around her."

I guess Paris is giving new meaning to the "When life gives you lemons…" mantra. Make-up, clothes, and a boy by the side. Paris could just learn to like the slammer.

By EMMIS RODRIGUEZ