A source told the Daily Mail, "There have already been negotiations with a major film company to make the Paris Hilton biopic with Lindsay Lohan playing Paris - with Britney Spears singing the soundtrack."

Though Paris and Lindsay have been rivals off and on for some time now, the source said that "Paris was on cloud nine�? about the project. According to the snitch, who was likely calling from a mental institution, “Rather than talking remorsefully about her time [in jail, Paris] seemed energized by her plans to capitalize on her experience."

If this movie ever gets made, I’ll buy everyone who reads the Bosh a beer.