Kate made skinny cool back when she took the fashion world by storm and drove a stake through the heart of the buxom 90's supermodel. Her current state, however, is less fashion and more fright.

The paper desribes the model as "pale and frail as she was helped inside, wearing a dress in which she had looked radiant for her own 33rd bash just five months ago."

The Sun's resident doctor gives her professional take on Kate's new figure:

"She's abnormally thin, worryingly so. You can see the outline of muscle on her thigh because there's so little fat now.

"We're used to seeing her slim, but this is the thinnest I've ever seen her. This looks like a young woman who's neglecting herself. We know she doesn't exercise much so she must be eating very, very little.

"Stress, depression, drugs and alcoholism can often be behind not eating enough and losing weight.

"Kate looks too frail to stand unaided. Her head is disproportionately large and too heavy to keep up.

"She's never been big busted but now she's completely flat-chested. You can see her ribs."

We do hope Kate finds herself in love with a ham sandwich soon but the real offense here is less her emaciated figure and more the fact that she's wearing a dress we saw already saw her in this year. That's just WRONG!

BY EMMIS RODRIGUEZ