BUY PARIS HILTON TRASH ON EBAY

Two Los Angeles men in their mid twenties that can only be described as pathetic have been rummaging through the garbage bins at Paris Hilton's home and auctioning off their finds on ebay, according to the NY Daily News.

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Some of the less disgusting items include a VIP ticket to Paris' birthday party, an autographed postcard for her cell phone game Diamond Quest, two envelopes sent to Paris during her jail stay and a fan letter.

Also up for grabs is a used toothbrush and an open can of dog food. Ugh!

Business hasn't fared too well for the two morons. Starting bids on the items are as high as $250 for the VIP ticket and $40 for the less prestigious ones but as of yesterday afternoon, the paper reports that not one single person had yet to place a bid on any of Hilton's junk.

"We read these articles about the half-eaten sandwich of Britney Spears' that sold for $500 and said, 'Let's give it a shot," they told the paper.

They are hoping that Paris' jail release sparks more interest and have an assortment of other junk ready to put up on their site, hollywoodstartrach.com.

Other items include drug prescriptions and a platinum blond hair extension.

BY EMMIS RODRIGUEZ