Leelee Hohan's Dad to Open Hampton's Rehab Center

by Emmis Rodriguez

Leelee Hohan's estranged dad Michael Hohan, I mean Lohan, has hooked up with Donald Havrilla, a controversial evangelical minister known for his special brand of anti-abortion and anti-gay rhetoric, to establish a $15 million drug rehab center in posh Southampton, the NY Post reports.

So apropos when you consider Mr. Lohan's spawn checked herself into rehab for the umpteenth time yesterday. Michael Lohan's decision to go into such venture was reportedly motivated by Hohan's wild Memorial Day weekend antics – she crashed her Mercedes, was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence and was photographed looking like something out of Night of The Living Dead slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car. Oh Leelee, always trying to outdo your daddy's success – Mr. Lohan is currently undergoing drug treatment at a Long Island facility.

The proposed center would rise on a 10-acre swath owned by Havrilla and his Southampton Full Gospel Church but Havrilla warns would-be rehabbers out there that those who enter his program will not be pampered. Neighbor Martha Stewart will not be passing through with baskets full of cookies and cobblers. "The pillows might be softer, but that's about it," he says.

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Havrilla, in keeping with his separatist, bigoted and extremist ways, will apparently exclude Jews, Muslims, Buddhist and any crack head that does not identify as a Christian (roughly 70% of the world's population) from signing up. "They must accept Jesus Christ as their lord and savior if they are going to be here." The project has a host of wealthy religious backers including born-again Christian Stephen Baldwin.

I can't help having visions of Hohan showing up to the inauguration of this place to root for daddy dressed in Madonna's iconic wedding slut outfit. It's probably the only visual reference she has that's remotely related to Christianity. That and the drawer-full's of Gaultier and Christian Lacroix cross accessories she's picked up over the years.

By Fabien Montique posted time [ 1:09 PM]