Britney hates to share bad press!

By Emmis Rodriguez

-What does yesterday's pop princess do when today's pop princess hoards up all the media attention with her wild ways? Just ask Britney Spears who is clearly on a path to regain what she feels is rightfully hers... negative press as a result of drug-fueled romps through Hollywood. Spears was allegedly carried out of the men's bathroom of the Mondrian Hotel's fab Sky Bar on Sunday covered in her own vomit. That Britney, such a class act! She was overheard telling hotel staff, "I'm sorry. Things aren't going well for me at the moment." YOU DON'T SAY?!?!
A source tells the British Sun that "Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off... She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home."

"She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up." New form of yoga we haven't heard of, maybe?

"There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth." HOT look for the new album cover, we say!

The source adds, "It was really sad. Everyone thinks she's getting back on track after her comeback shows but that's clearly not the case. I think she needs proper help."