In other news, the editors of Us Weekly have pleaded with Victoria Beckham to cover up when she becomes a Los Angeles resident this summer because they're sick of seeing her nipples.

They write, "There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do. It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe.

"Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags."

And finally, Soccer stud David Beckham shocked on lookers at NOBU reports Page Six. aVictoria and David were sitting near the table where former model Kelly Killoren Bensimon was dining. "Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it," a witness said. "Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything."

A rep for Beckham told Page Six, "If David was checking anyone out, it was his wife."