"She had her back to me," he said, "and she was dead
asleep when I rubbed the first one out. I was, like,
trying to wake her up when I was rubbing one out ...
and ultimately I squeezed her hard enough the second
two times she was totally awake. She never rolled over
to face me." Far from being offended by this total
rejection however, Steve-O said he was grateful she
was even there. "I was being so careful not to offend
her in anyway because I wanted to be in those tabloid
magazines!" he says.

"I loved it!" he continues. "She said, 'I just broke
off an engagement,' and the truth is she wanted some
publicity for something other than being skinny. It
was a big publicity stunt. She would come pick me up.
I don’t drive. I think she called the paparazzi too.
These muther effers were coming from all directions.
I'm even giving interviews to the video paparazzi, and
I thought this is the kind of scrutiny I WANT to be
under. I want to be in the tabloids! I fuckin' loved
it. I have no hard feelings. I don’t think she has any
hard feelings for me."