Fergie in Blender

Fergie has it all: multi-platinum band, pinup actor boyfriend, lovely lady lumps, newfound solo stardom…and she’s not afraid to laugh at herself.

On ever being in a “London bridge� [explained on urbandictionary.com]: “I’m not answering that. Wait, have I? No. I don’t think I ever have, actually… [Her eyes roll upward cycling through a series of trysts] No, no I haven’t.�

On competing with Beyoncé, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and Janet Jackson: “I feel I’ve played catch-up with them. I remember meeting Destiny’s Child in an airport when I was younger and taking a photo with them! I mean, I used to sit in my room and sing J.J. Fad songs in the mirror. This is just my chance to do it in public.�