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Pop singers are making a big comeback this fall, the sad news is that the music is mostly bosh. I am amazed at how the piece of bosh called "London Bridge" is number 1 on billboard hot 100. Yes I live for Fergie in the video but the song is bosh.. EW's Jeff Jensen agrees Those background boys yelling ''Oh, snap'' may be impressed, but I'm not. ''London Bridge'' ain't dope, just dopey. Catchy is only a virtue when it's joined by clever, as in ''Milkshake,'' which ''London Bridge'' desperately wants to be. And ladies, likening yourself to a moldy tourist trap really isn't the best way to bring all the boys to the yard. Fergie might be a serviceable vocal accessory/fleshbot to the Peas, but she's no Gwen. not when she sounds like a tipsy hollaback girl doing J-Kwon karaoke. Bottom line: No self-respecting party girl should bump her hump to this junk. D- -Jeff Jensen Beyonce's singles are just as bad, like with Fergie I like the videos for Deja Vu and Ring The Alarm. I can't even sing along. What good is a song, if I can't put on some gloss and sing along. Christina Aguilera, now a reformed saint is fighting with Mariah Carey, while her boshy song Ain't no other man makes me want to scratch my ears out TV In other news, I really like City of Men. Its like Laguna Beach with Poor People. (its slutty, lots of slutty music, slutty drugs and a lot of half naked people) - who are all suppose to be teens From the team behind the Oscar-nominated film City of God comes the acclaimed spin-off series that drew 35 million viewers in Brazil. CITY OF MEN - SEASON 2 is on Sundance
The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman is a herky-jerky romp through Hollywood, courtesy of Jackie Woodman (Kightlinger) and her best friend, Tara Wentzel (Nicholle Tom, The Nanny, The Book of Ruth): two single women trying to carve a niche in Tinsel Town (and on a few bedposts along the way). THE MINOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF JACKIE WOODMAN is on IFC |
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