Tommy Lee in Blender

Rock and roll’s ubiquitous unintentional porn star opens up about the joys of gigs in third world countries, his sixth grade work ethic, and his true feelings about a little home movie you just might’ve seen.

On the worst place he ever visited: A few months ago I did a DJ gig in Croatia with Erick Morillo. We’d spin some records, then I’d jump on the drums, and the promoter wasn’t happy-- he wanted me to play more drums. These security guys turned on us and were ready to take us down. We were almost being held hostage. For the first time in my life I was actually scared, dude. We had to the call the U.N.! The police escorted our cab back to the airport.�

On his sixth grade report card: I got A’s and B’s, but F’s in math and history. I figured, Why do I need to know this? History? Who cares? I wasn’t even there!

On the one question he’s tired of hearing: People come up to me with the videotape box: “Hey, dude, will you sign this?� No! Everybody assumes that it didn’t really get stolen, that we put it out and made millions of dollars, like retarded geniuses. Who would do that? I don’t like anything about that videotape.

As Pamela Anderson announces her wedding to Kid Rock, Tommy Lee spills to August's Blender magazine on his true feelings about a little home movie you just might’ve seen:

On the infamous videotape: People come up to me with the videotape box: “Hey, dude, will you sign this?� No! Everybody assumes that it didn’t really get stolen, that we put it out and made millions of dollars, like retarded geniuses. Who would do that? I don’t like anything about that videotape.

On the worst place he ever visited: A few months ago I did a DJ gig in Croatia with Erick Morillo. We’d spin some records, then I’d jump on the drums, and the promoter wasn’t happy-- he wanted me to play more drums. These security guys turned on us and were ready to take us down. We were almost being held hostage. For the first time in my life I was actually scared, dude. We had to the call the U.N.! The police escorted our cab back to the airport.�

On his sixth grade report card: I got A’s and B’s, but F’s in math and history. I figured, Why do I need to know this? History? Who cares? I wasn’t even there!

By Fabien Montique posted time [ 7:10 PM] (1)