According to the paper, Madonna has been in "secret talks" with her new friend, Lindsay Lohan. Lohan and Madonna are allegedly arranging a "bondage scene" for the ceremony and hope to include Jessica Simpson in the performance. A source says, "Madonna's people contacted Jessica's representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well. With both Jessica and Lindsay's stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with. She's planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage-inspired show. Madonna will keep the details hushed up until the night."

The lesbian kiss the source refers to is of course Madonna’s infamous lip lock with Britney Spears at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2003. Often overlooked is the fact that Christina Aguilera also received a kiss from the Material Girl. I guess Madonna has a thing for threesomes.