If you thought Tara Reid couldn’t get anymore pathetic - BTW, did you see those new pictures of her botched boob job terrifying a young child in a pool? - you were wrong. The New York Daily News claims that she actually thought she was going to star in a movie with Robert DeNiro. To quote a modern day screen legend: As if!

Reid was in Taradise when she learned she snagged a part in the movie, Senior Skip Day. A source for NYDN said, "It's all she talked about all week.� Apparently Tara believed that DeNiro was going to be her co-star in the film. Said the source, “I don't think she'd be making that up, because she told so many people out there! Her assistant even made a toast for her at the Blue Door, congratulating her on getting the movie." Wait, Tara Reid can still afford an assistant?

Poor Tara. Bobby’s rep said, "He's not involved. It's not true." But you can hardly feel sorry for the American Pie actress. I have a bridge I could sell to anyone who thinks that Robert DeNiro would ever star in a movie called Senior Skip Day.