The Bosh was lucky enough to preview some exclusive tracks from Jessica Simpson's upcoming album. OK I actually heard the tracks over at ONTD.....

For her new album, Jessica Simpson draws heavily from 80s pop, she even covers You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

I have a few words for Miss Simpson

Honey, Just because your queeny hairdresser is stuck in the 80s does not mean America is ready for a rehash of all things 80s. Stop the Madness girl..... I suspect this album will end like your marriage, you could swallow a whole ice cream cone and no one would be interested. in this...... unless you are going for the " I will be huge in Europe ... until America catches on......" then I totally love it... ...... I am hip you see....

.... I just want glitter and bows in my hair listening to Jessica sing 80s pop.