One job the crooked-nosed Wilson was clearly NOT cut out for was pool cleaner: “I was a pool cleaner one summer in Dallas. I thought it would be the kind of job where you’d have to fight off the women with a stick­the pool boy is central to the plot of every porno film. But that never happened,�? Wilson tells Maxim. “I developed an unorthodox style where I got into the pool to clean it. I don’t think people liked to look out their window and see their pool boy actually in the pool. I ended up quitting.�?

Let’s hope Wilson’s upcoming comedy flick You, Me and Dupree pans out, or we might see the funnyman washing windows on Wilshire Blvd.