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Pete Doherty, Phlebotomist?

In response to the latest uproar caused by pictures published by The Sun depicting Doherty allegedly shooting up an unconscious girl lying on his kitchen floor, the Babyshambles singer made the following public statement, “Firstly, the photos are stolen from my flat so...upsetting and personally catastrophic...how rude, secondly it's a staged shot and what a f--king liberty to suggest I'd bang up a sleeping lass. Darkness.�?

He also apparently told the police during questioning that he was not injecting a substance into 21 year-old Laura McEvroy, but rather was drawing her blood to use as paint. You know, as in art.

Oh Pete, we take it all back, you’re not a sick, twisted, demented psychopath after all.

For those of you who can stomach it, the ensanguined works of (cough) art can be found at Doherty’s web site, balachadha.com. Note that you need to purchase a subscription to assist with maintaining “an outlet for Peter Doherty so that he can directly promote, sell and communicate his work.�? Subscription proceeds will NOT provide an outlet for Pete so that he can directly cop, cook, and shoot up his drugs, we swear.

-Joanne Greenwald

May 10, 2006
POSTED BY Fabien Montique
TAGS Gossip, Kate Moss, Pete Doherty

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Joanne Greenwald

Keep up
"your like a journalist, you cut and paste, your awful"

Posted by: Toby Chislett | May 10, 2006 8:36 AM

your are a cunt

Posted by: daz | May 10, 2006 9:48 AM

u are a cunt

Posted by: daz | May 10, 2006 9:50 AM

thats a good quote well done
oh well i guess this is an ending fitting for the start

(yh thats really bad)

Posted by: Richard Clapton | May 10, 2006 11:29 AM

Joanne = twat

Posted by: Hayden | May 11, 2006 5:33 AM

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