With the end of That 70’s Show, Wilmer Valderrama dishes to June's Maxim magazine in clear English.

On his diet in Venezuela: “When I was 10 years old, we’d pick out a cow and boom! They’d hit it in the head with a hammer, lift it up by the back legs, and skin it in front of us. Then I’d take the head home and make soup.�?

On being well endowed: “There’s no way this won’t sound cocky in print, but, hey, my nickname is Big Wil.�?

On the accent: “ Yeah, my accent was so strong. One time we were screwing around, and the director was getting mad. So I told everybody, ‘F***-ass people! F***-ass!’ Everybody cracked up, but no one told me I was pronouncing “focus�? wrong for four weeks. I was like, 'You guys are dicks. That's awful. Picking on the poor foreign kid'�?